I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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