sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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