I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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