Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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