all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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