nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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