I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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