I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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