I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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