But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
kristin has been a bad kristin
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
