Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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