So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
