i don't plan on having that self control this summer
if only i could text you this smell
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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