Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
