Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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