People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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