I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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