That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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