We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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