doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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