Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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