we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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