I want to stick my p in your. b.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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