I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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