Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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