so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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