More tranny stories later!
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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