Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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