? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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