Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I want a musical about memes.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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