? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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