Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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