he puts the penis in happiness.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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