I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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