Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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