Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I understand Curling. That high.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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