I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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