Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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