I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Randomize
