Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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