don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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