The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Randomize
