so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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