try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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