I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
now i know why i became what i already was.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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