Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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