My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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