i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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