I think I am morally bankrupt
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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