Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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