I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Found your dick twin last night
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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